Technically Incorrect offers a slightly twisted take on the tech that's taken over our lives.

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man tweets his love for his car.

You might be tempted to offer such elevated words, on learning that fashion designer and rapper Kanye West has extremely deep feelings for his Tesla.

In a series of tweets, West's adoration was laid bare.

Is it always good to be in the future? I thought we were all supposed to be in the present in order to be happy. Live in the moment, they say. Don't they?

Still, Kanye had only just begun. He offered what many might assume was wit.