STOLEN: 1300kg of packaged nuts. SUSPECTED: Dastardly supervillain “The Squirrel†— or at least according to Detroit police.
The suburban Shelby Township Police Department displayed a fleeting glimpse of wit when it came to responding to an unusual theft earlier this month.
A semi trailer filled with 18 pallets of walnuts and other nut varieties was swiped from its parking lot on June 27.
It was found five days later elsewhere in Detroit — but its cargo of nuts was gone.
That’s $A173,000 worth of snack food, swiped.
Earlier this week the Shelby police issued a public appeal for information on the whereabouts of the nuts on its Facebook page.
To accompany the post, nutty police shelled-out for a composite mugshot — of a suspicious squirrel.
This blatant piece of police profiling has a bit of a backstory: The Macombe County community has endured a string of animal antics lately — including goats in parkinglots and window-shopping pigs.
Residents are keeping their eyes open for strangely bulging trees surrounded by empty wrappers — as well as offers of unusually cheap snacks.