Please welcome Oprah WINFREYYYYY! Picture: Getty Source: Getty Images

Earlier this year we brought you the 20 dumbest things ever said by celebs. Following that, we brought you 20 more pearlers.

Now, as 2014 draws to a close, sit back and enjoy the best celebrity quotes of the year. These famous utterances range from the hilarious to the hideous, from the razor-sharp to the wonderfully dimwitted.

Bon Appétit:

“It’s such a cold night and it’s the only time I’ve actively been grateful for menopause. I’ve been entirely comfortable.”

- Never change, Emma Thompson.

“God forbid it’s an On Demand movie in a hotel room and my mother says, ‘Oh, I haven’t seen this work of my son’s,’ and hits purchase.”

At least Colin Farrell has a sense of humour about his 2003 sex tape.

Rihanna, never the shy or retiring type. Picture: Getty Source: Getty Images

“If I’m wearing a top, I don’t wear a bra. If I’m wearing a bra, I just wear a bra.”

-Rihanna tells Vogue what we all already knew: She’s not big on clothes.

“My truth is that I really want you to win … You need to cut the bulls**t.”

– Oprah Winfrey delivers Lindsay Lohan a serving of tough love.

Oprah and Lindsay: SHOWDOWN. Source: Supplied

“I’d let both those motherfu**ers drown!”

– Jennifer Lopez’s response when asked a curly question: Which ex would she save if Ben Affleck and P Diddy were both stranded in the ocean?

“If I ran a third time, it’d be sort of like doing a third Hangover movie. Didn’t really work out very well, did it?”

– President Barack Obama’s interview with Zach Galifianakis on Funny or Die’s Between Two Ferns was filled with zingers like this.

Comedy gold. Picture: AP Source: AP

“We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and co-parent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.”

- Gwyneth Paltrow‘s announcement of her split with hubby Chris Martin. And thus, a new phrase was born.

“Let’s put it this way, I’ve had an orgasm in the air before. Alone. And together.”

– Miranda Kerr reveals she’s a member of the Mile High club. Gross, Miranda.

Keep it in your pants ploise Miranda. Source: News Corp Australia

“When I was a teen idol, I was so goddamn pretty I wouldn’t have taken myself seriously.”

– Rob Lowe had very difficult teen years, don’t you know.

“I’ve always been known for my boobs, but it pisses me off, because I do also have a great a**e!”

– Sofia Vergara tells Women’s Health magazine about her best qualities.

“I looked down and the nutter was trying to bury his face in my crotch, so I cracked him twice in the back of the head.”

– Brad Pitt talks about his close encounter with red carpet crasher Vitalii Sediuk.

Brad Pitt is surrounded by security after the red carpet snafu. Source: Splash News Australia

“He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see.”

– Mila Kunis tells Marie Claire about her birthing plan with fiancé Ashton Kutcher.

“I will always remember today as the day I cooked dinner, rubbed my eyes, and then learned that jalapeños are NATURE’S PEPPER SPRAY.”

– Taylor Swift is adorkable even when in intense physical pain.

“Orlando Bloom apparently threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a nightclub. Orlando’s hand was pretty sore today, you know, from all the high fives he got.”

– Jimmy Fallon wisecracks about one of the most unusual (alleged) brawls of 2014.

“As long as a nipple didn’t come out to play, I’m fine.”

– Nicki Minaj addresses her MTV Awards wardrobe malfunction. This also doubles as a great life motto.

Nicki Minaj: God forbid a nip slip. Picture: Getty Source: Supplied

“They can say whatever they want about my personal life because I know what my personal life is, and it involves a lot of TV and cats and girlfriends.”

– Taylor Swift (again), revealing to The Guardian that behind closed doors, she’s not quite as interesting as you might think.

“The best thing about being cheated on is I get to go on more first dates.”

– Britney Spears nailing the art of the breakup after splitting with David Lucado: girlfriend said this ON STAGE during her Las Vegas show. *Claps for Britney*

“I can’t wait to see my brother suffer more, and with any luck if it’s a girl, then he’ll suffer even greater. I’d love to see him try and cope with that.”

– Prince Harry jokes about his older brother following news that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting another child.

“The penis is in there. It costs extra — it’s IMAX penis. So you gotta pay 15 bucks to see it in 3-D. It looks better in 3-D.”

– Ben Affleck talks about his blink-and-you’ll-miss-it nude scene in Gone Girl.

Anne Hathaway, not a fan of the “fame thing.” Picture: Getty Source: Supplied

“This fame thing? Fu**ked me up for a really long time.”

– Poor Anne Hathaway.