Nine times out of 10, the least important thing about a phone is what it's called, but naming matters. (Enjoy these examples of cringe-worthy global marketing!) When you consider the sheer volume of dollars that goes into researching the name for a device, and then millions more to market the product, a name takes on much more weight -- especially if it's really, really bad.

Editors' note: This gallery was most recently updated Nov. 24, 2018.