A MAN whose cat went missing says his “dumb f*** stoner housemates” are to blame and he’s looking for somewhere else to live.

THIS is not a drill. We repeat, this is not a drill. It’s already happening overseas but now McDonald’s is about to make its Aussie fans really happy.

YOU’RE out to drinks with a new date. You think they’re cute and are digging their company. And then, they whip out their smartphone for a selfie. Yes, we’re sad to say, this is a thing.

KARINA Vetrano was killed while she out on her evening run wearing tight clothing. Now people are blaming the victim.

A BRIDE-TO-BE who hoped for a sweet ending to her upcoming wedding has been left with a horrible taste in her mouth from a nasty note she received from a dessert truck.